Huge Words Are Here and They're, Like, Really Big, Man

Greetings, my most highly esteemed and belovedly coveted readers.

Tell me something, is your cubicle partner at this very moment peering over your shoulder to your screen and saying something that only a cubicle partner could say, such as, "'Belovedly'? You can't just make up words like that!"

Send him my way, favored friend, and I will lead him to a place I have heard tell of . . . called Total Enlightenment.

Yes, you can, cubicle partner, you can make up words. Forget about the rules that are hovering within your office walls . . . they are not your rules, they are the rules created by someone else to benefit . . . them! So make up your own rules, cubicle partner, and then live by them and make your world, and the world of those around you, a place filled with Total Enlightenment.

In the meantime, until we all get there (I think I see the summit, the pitch of the incline seems always to steepen as it draws nearer), it has been more than a fortnight or two since you have heard from me but there is good reason! You see, I am working on a project so big that it is taking up nearly all of my time. It is a large project, similar in dimensions to AVATAR+TITANIC+THE DYSON BALL VACUUM CLEANER.

To celebrate this grandiose undertaking and at the same time provide an ample and ongoing supply of heroin for the LJL hypodermic needles of my hundreds of thousand of loyal and most excellent readers, I have created a blog format that will enable me to post three times weekly while I am pursuing this immensely colossal and terrifically wonderful project. Since the project is so huge, the blog I have created is also huge. So huge, in fact, that it is called: Huge Words, by Huge People.

Check out the first week's postings here Huge Words by Huge People, my most excellent reader, and don't forget to tell all of your cubicle partners . . . within a month, we will have enough followers to start the revolution. Flash mob in your cubicle . . .ready, go!


Godspeed,
LJL

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